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Simple Dk - I AM NOT A MORON!
$24.00

Simple Dk - I AM NOT A MORON!

CURRENTLY IN STOCK : 1

I AM NOT A MORON! is a mix of a bright turquoise with a few spots of black, gray and even some bare yarn. Inspired by everyone's favorite moron (Wheatley), I mean personality core from Portal 2 by Valve Corporation.

This is an incredibly soft and a little bit fuzzy single ply yarn that makes me feel like I'm knitting with clouds. You won't' believe how soft it is!

Weight: DK / 1 ply
Fibers: 100% Superwash Merino
Yardage/Weight: approx. 240 yds / 100g
Needle size: US 3 - 4
Machine washable/lay flat to dry.
Hand wash always recommended.

Multiple skeins of the same dye lot are listed at the same time. Please note, they are sold individually. To see how many are available, simply check the quantity underneath the price in the top-right corner. It is always recommended when knitting with two or more skeins of hand-dyed yarn to alternate each skein every few rows.

Yarn is dyed in a smoke free/pet-friendly home.
Hand dyed with professional acid dyes & may bleed slightly upon first wash.

I do my best to show the true colors of the yarn but as all monitors vary yarn may look slightly different on your screen.